Rant 179 27/6/12 Subject: Idiots who can't read signs

Rant number 179

We are surrounded - nay, bombarded each day by signs of all types. Signs on the road that dictate speed, signs that are needed and signs that aren't (see a previous rant on that subject)

Now I understand that to some (I.e the stupid) the sure volume of signs presents some confusion.
I wish however that they would read the signs put there for their benefit and for the benefit of others.

One such sign I am referring to today. The sign which says 'no flash photography' was located in an aquarium full of photosensitive fish.
Now, I think that's pretty clear to understand, but it didn't stop four or five idiot chavs snapping away with their flashes on.

How selfish have you got to be, that you will take a photo of something and cause it discomfort. Bloody arseholes.

Another example would be the 'don't feed the seagulls' sign.
Seagulls can be a pleasant enough diversion, but can really be a pest too. That's why people suggest they are not fed.

Does this stop the idiots doing it? Of course it bloody doesn't.

When I am king, people who don't follow signs in this way will have the offending sign tattooed on their forehead as an example to other ignorant pricks.

Vote king Trum if you like that idea...

Rant over.