Rant number 237
Being a Prince is a pretty good deal. You've got money, endless privilege, no particular need to work (except a job in one of the armed forces, far away from any real danger) and pretty much anything else you want.
There's also for the eldest, the proposition of being King one day - which is a bit like being a Prince, but with more waving and a funky headpiece.
Being a younger a prince however, is a bit like being offered a blind date with a supermodel; arriving and finding out she's 80 years old. You'll always be a Prince, but never a King (always the bridesmaid and never a bride!)
This must mess with you a bit for a while. Realising that you are going to have to be in your brothers shadow for just about forever.
I'm guessing this is why Harry keeps behaving like a bit of a pillock. It's either that or he just doesn't give a shit.
Harry has been a bit of disappointment to the royal family. He's dressed as a nazi, got caught out smoking pot, used vulgar racist language - and now whipped his 'Crown Jewels' out for the world to see.
We are all entitled to behave like dicks. It's a human privilege, it really is. We can all get too drunk, say something stupid or fall over our own feet.
This applies to everyone, including the royals.
The thing is though, that no-one gives a shit if I act like a dick whereas, a hundred people are there to watch someone like the royal family sneeze - just incase they wipe it on their pants or something.
And that is why, it's probably not cool to do these ridiculous things Harry.
You shouldn't not do stupid stuff because you are 'better' than anyone. You aren't more important as far as I'm concerned. If you really are better, prove it with your actions.
And keep your ginger pubes to yourself lad. No-one wants to see it!
Rant over.
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