Rant number 115
Where the chuff has spring got to people? Its nearly May now and yet somewhere along the lines spring has slipped out of the back door, jumped the fence, swum the moat, stolen a bicycle and gone to France.
It sucks!
A couple of weeks ago, it was T-shirt weather. I like T-shirt weather.
Where has it gone now, its crappy.
We have this every year, so I suppose we should know better by now. I still hope though - I've got to.
Why is it bloody arctic again. Why am I in my winter coat again at the end of April.
Why why why!
Its preposterous, it really is.
At this time, it shouldn't be like this. It should be spring-like. Lambs should be hopping gaily in green sunlit fields - not getting muddy in puddles. Birds should be singing the suns praises, not skulking like chavs under gutters. Its at these times it annoys me to live in this lovely green country of ours.
Because the reason its beautiful and green (in places) is because its bloody well watered!
Happy spring time people.
Rant over.
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