Now, if there is two things that you should have got from this rant by now it is:
- I hate politicians - because they are evil, thieving, self serving scum.
- I hate 'Celebrities' - because they are more often than not, fame whores who would happily force their own grandmothers to crawl over hot coals in order to get their face in the paper or their voice on the radio.
Now, in the past these two groups have been separate and equidistant from each other - which I appreciate: It makes it much easier to hate them when I know where they are to be found: The politicians can be found fiddling expenses in their mansions and private clubs. The celebrities you will find spread eagled in the tabloids. Vomiting (literally and figuratively) for all the world to see.
What I really, really don't need - is for any people to get a bright idea about crossing the divide.
Now, in America in the past - some people (notably Ronald Reagan, Arnold Schwarzenegger) have crossed the divide from celebrities to being politicians. The reverse however, seems to have been something of a no-no for quite some time.
As it should damned well be.
Nadine Dorries however, has decided to say 'fuck you' to convention, 'fuck you' to good taste, 'fuck you' to her government, 'fuck you' to her constituency & finally 'fuck you' to you. We pay politicians a very respectable wage (£65,000 a year!) so that they can stay in the houses of parliament and fuck things up in the company of others of a similar sect. They are meant to be making parliamentary decisions, distributing council money sensibly (ha!)
What I don't think they are meant to be doing - as far as I am aware, is fucking about on ITV - pretending to be celebrities and failing.
Believe it or not. I have never sat down and watched I'm a Celebrity - because:
A) I hate celebrities
B) Ant and Dec are really fucking irritating
If however they would like to show a program where Ant and Dec are fed to a crocodile on live TV - that would be really sweet!
Nadine Dorries apparently only joined the show to raise the issues of the day. From the news however - it appears that she has so far been buried in bugs and squealed about it.
Well done Nadine.
David Cameron - as always, I hate you. In this case however, I would like to put aside our differences a little and say 'Fire this dozy cow. She really is not representing your party in any good light.'
Politicians, stay what you are. I don't want to see you trying to be celebrities. I hate you plenty as it is - lets not make it any worse.
Rant over.
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