Rant number 34
Today's rant is going to have to be brief. I've got an early start
I hate early starts!
My brain is not wired for the early start. Nothing really starts working properly until around 11am at the very least. And I'm pretty sure that most people are quite the same as me.
So why do we have to have them? Its just bloody silly really.
I am sure that a sane person would say to me 'its to doing with daylight. Its traditional that we work throughout the day'
And it is yes. But - if you think about it. Its kinda stupid.
At this time of year, I get up in the dark - leave in the morning gloom. Spend my daylight hours in my office (which has lighting) and leave in the dark.
Why not move the working hours around a bit. Shake it up if you will! That way you might see some daylight once in a while.
The man who thought of getting up early - particularly on the weekend - was an evil one who should be getting burned in effigy every year!
Going back to my point in general. The thing I don't understand is why we have to be so bloody awful in the morning. I would love to be able to flow into consciousness looking cool & feeling happy.
I don't though. I look like a bleary-eyed, bloodshot, crazy haired caveman, ugging my way through the first few minutes & trying hard not to defile my feet whilst having my morning jimmy riddle.
If I was to wake at noon every day - I really think I wouldn't be like it! But then - maybe I would get used to it, and so - then that would seem like an early start.
There really is no way to win. Bugger
Rant over.
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